I see Meri has a limerick on her blog. Now I've fiddled around trying to write serious poetry about needle, thread, and fabric before, but the serious ones never work out for me. Can only do non-serious. So here's my answering limerick. Anyone else? Hasn't it been a few years since we did a round of limericks on RCTN?
There once was a woman who stitched
Who wondered if she was bewitched
When she tried to stop sewing
She kept right on going
And couldn't even scratch when she itched