Okay. How is this for a black hole of a catch-22.
I've been trying to view an account online for a student loan. But every time I'm told I can't because I need to update my address and phone number. So I update it. It says may take 24 hours to update in the system.
Okay. Try to log on again. Same thing.
I finally call. And they tell me that the mail to my address is being returned by the Post Office. WTF!
This is going to be a stupid conversation with USPS. Who are going to tell me everything's fine on their end. Argh.